It’s been a full six months since the last time I posted on this blog. (Don’t believe me? Here.)
The good news is that you haven’t missed anything! Here’s what I’m thinking about today:
Michelle Obama has bangs. Perhaps she was inspired by everyone’s favorite duchess?
Yesterday I read Deadspin and now I know things about sports. Or at least Manti Te’o.
William and Kate’s firstborn is due in July. Crossing my fingers for a birthday twinsie.
I’m five degrees removed from the actual HBO subscriber whose account I use to watch Girls.
Even if Des Moines were to get an H&M, it would probably be the dirtiest H&M ever.
I share the same weight as Lena Dunham. Or at least, her character. That’s something.
There are 49 days until SXSW and I can’t remember being more excited for anything.
GRUYERE. Why is it so delicious? Why do I want to put it on everything? That is all.